Some people like to give me nicknames but since I know maths I know it doesn't matter 'cause in my case the number
of nicknames they give me is negligible compared to the number of nicknames I give to people!
On the same token,mathematicians don't like to drive 'cause they know that the length of the road is very large compared
to its width and hence the width can be ignored!
Life here in Cape Town is hard for me,guess what?Because I have a freezing point!
By the way these jokes were not intended for you,they were intended for people!
Why do you think God created Adam before Eve?Because He didn't need anyone to tell Him how to make Adam.Also because He
needed a rough draft before He could create the real thing!
Now him & her:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men lived longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
argument.
There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.
